Twitter is like a giant never-ending pro-wrestling federation, /THREAD/: - the evil boss oppresses and puts down the working class (in this case NEETS, incels, trolls, fringo political ideologies, etc) schmuck faces, often putting them on the shelf to their detriment (banning)
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- blue checks are both the eternal heels, and faces that are actually heels because the twitter wrestling federation shoves them down everyone's throats, see a blue check, BAM: a thousand john cenas (roman reigns).
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- the more darker "intellectual" corners of twitter where le esoteric and highly technique-driven matches take place between fringe people are like the indies, made by and for a smart mark audience.
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- DM groups are like factions/stables. There can be whole ten man tag team matches in one reply thread - subtweeting, quote tweets, etc are all storyline builders. - some accounts battle for whole programs, arguing back and fourth.
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- tweet that blow up are like massive upsets, or winning points in a tournament...they often come at the expensive of blue checks being bombed by a smaller account, that's like an indie darling beating a twitter producer superstar.
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Title belts are measured in REACH and CLOUT that you gain along the way, the BRAND is based on many things, like how you tweet, what you tweet about, etc. Genres of wrestling (strong style, submission, luchalibre, etc) is determined by the style of tweeting you commit to.
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Oh an I almost forgot, there can be YUUUGE come backs that crawl their way up from the bottom after being banned, gaining the same level of follows, and there can be specialty matches in the form of image challenges (like "1 like equals 1" whatever).
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