bought a cord of firewood for the winter. i drive a 1998 ford f150. i use suave for men 2in1 shampoo. i ballroom dance with my wife every thursday. i clean the bathtub with a mixture of 2 cups apple cider vinegar 1 cup bleach. i tan well on my arms and legs but my face burns.
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Money just is there easily and if I spend it it's gone and if I don't spend it it's gone in a different way. My phone beeps when it's fully charged and it beeps when it's not fully charged and those are the only time it beeps. I hate the fuckin' thing.
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My balls itch. I have heat rash and I know how to deal with it but I'm not gonna sit here naked in front of a fan till it goes away. My shits are getting harder to wipe. I have to shake it more when I piss. I have a pinched nerve in my back. I enjoy fishing now.
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I use the oven self cleaning setting to clean the oven. I'm stating to look at the weather 8 times a day. Got a good deal on a box fan last week because nobody wanted the purple one. The rug needs to be cleaned but it probably wait a little longer before I clean it.
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My wife uses coasters. I put my winter clothes in a box. I need to clean the dust out of the vents. I need to buy sandpaper so I can refinish the table. I occasionally put blue shit in the toilet tank so my toilet water is blue. I have hand towels I don't use.
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I water down hard liquor instead of drinking beer because it's cheaper. I shop at 3 different places for food because some items are cheaper at one place than they are at another. All my clothes cost 3 dollars or less. I throw out my socks before they get holes.
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I know when to fill my gas tank half full instead of filling up because I know when oil prices jimp. Bell peppers and broccoli are in season right now. When I eat asparagus I say to my wife "my piss stinks" and she's like "stop telling me about how it smells I don't care."
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I wear old people clothes now and I get rashes. I'm balding but I don't care. I get attention from older and younger women but only the ones who like balding losers. My sex drive is decreasing anyway so if I ejaculate twice a week I don't even care.
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I get to watch it slip away from me.pic.twitter.com/61iT9YWNeF
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WHAT KIND OF GEN-X HELL LAYER IS THIS???
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