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    1. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp Mar 22

      I was convinced to go back through the bag, since when I first noticed the shrimp tails, I freaked out and closed the box. Here’s all my findings, which also now includes a weird little string?pic.twitter.com/mRDUhqG3I8

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      Jez‏ @ghostmachine007 Mar 22
      Replying to @JensenKarp

      That black is rat droppings baked onto the squares. The shrimp and string are collections. It looks like something got into a bag of dry mix and nested!

      7:58 PM - 22 Mar 2021
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        2. onlyfams‏ @LastNameMarte Mar 22
          Replying to @ghostmachine007 @JensenKarp

          So someone possibly has a worse bag than this!! 🤢

          1 reply 0 retweets 239 likes
        3. Jez‏ @ghostmachine007 Mar 22
          Replying to @LastNameMarte @JensenKarp

          More like rats and mice will find food sources and then sit there or somewhere cozy and grub on them and take shits. Then they will move along.

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        1. Elissa‏ @MissMissLiss Mar 22
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          oh dear lord 🤢

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        1. DM me to plan your lit funeral‏ @lil_schmutzy Mar 22
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          Well I’m ready to die now

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        2. Navaris Darson‏ @NavarisDarson Mar 22
          Replying to @ghostmachine007 @JensenKarp

          No no no no no no no no no

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        3. Kellen Cox‏ @KellenCox Mar 22
          Replying to @NavarisDarson

          Navaris I’m obsessed with this journey

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        2. Alpaca Alpaca‏ @alpacappaca Mar 22
          Replying to @ghostmachine007 @JensenKarp

          Mice not rats! And then think of where in that costco did they get the cooked shrimp. 😱🤮

          4 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
        3. Roo  🏳️‍🌈  🇮🇪  🇪🇺‏ @RooRVN Mar 23
          Replying to @alpacappaca @ghostmachine007 @JensenKarp

          It wouldn't be from the Costco, if the turds are baked into the cereal which was in a sealed bag, then that's a factory issue. Shrimp from the trash can maybe?

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