law dog, esq.

@ggooooddddoogg

brooklyn's good boy --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. venmo me $500

Joined March 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Mar 2016
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  2. 5 hours ago

    frankly this belongs among the works of the old masters

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  3. 9 hours ago

    what the fuck is a venmo flip

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  4. 12 hours ago

    putting my fiancé into a wedlock until she becomes my wife

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  5. 12 hours ago
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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    Episode 12 is up, and it's nice and new and “smart!" and discuss attorneys suing judges, the Feds suing Facebook, and Jared Fogle suing the Feds. also stops by to talk Michael Cohen.

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  7. Apr 11

    remembering that this is what sour patch kids are called in france

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  8. Apr 11
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  9. Apr 11

    this seems unfair given that marijuana users are likely to need more food than normal

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  10. Apr 11

    if you’re white you’re not allowed to say you have a “spirit animal” you have to say “fursona”

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    RESPECTFUL DISCOURSE IS POSSIBLE RT TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION

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  12. Apr 11

    by taking my patented incelNoMor supplement stack you can go from hikikomori to hikikohorny

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  13. Apr 11

    you: it’s not healthy to play out these imagined argument scenarios in your head all the time me: ok whatever

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  14. Apr 11

    coming nice new and “smart” is trump talking about missile or me, folks

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  15. Apr 10

    y2k is coming back but this time... it’s real

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  16. Apr 10

    maslow’s pyramid

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 10
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  18. Apr 10

    maybe if a certain show had ended when it should’ve in 2001 they wouldn’t have any controversy to deal with

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  19. Apr 9

    thinking about the time in college when my friends and i tried to buy drugs but it ended up being just regular rocks from the ground in a little baggie

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  20. Apr 9

    yeah i kicked my cocaine habit ... kicked it into high gear!! o ya

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  21. Apr 9

    to me the main difference between anarchists and marxists is that the former are nice to me

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