Gordon Fontenot

@GFontenot

Proprietor of stupid domain names | iOS | webmaster:

Austin, TX
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Joined May 2008
Born on January 28, 1985
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Sep 2016

    what’s the plural of “cortado”? Cortados? Cortadi? Cortsado?

    2 replies 2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2016

    wife: go see if the baby sleeping *walks into baby's room* baby: corporations exploit our insecurities for profit me: no babe she woke af

    226 replies 59,098 retweets 83,076 likes
  3. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    . went at Bill Maher tonight over his use of the n-word. Everyone should watch this:

    55 replies 465 retweets 928 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    I co-host a podcast now! Build Phase: 118: Infected By Enthusiasm

    6 retweets 7 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    apple: “we love our app developers… especially the part where we steal their ideas and put them out of business”

    1 reply 7 retweets 9 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Every goddamn year the media disrespects our kids for winning the spelling bee. Every time.

    0:29
    12-year-old Ananya Vinay won the National Spelling Bee so naturally CNN had her on to spell "covfefe" and say some racist stuff to her.
    359 replies 7,303 retweets 15,847 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    cool, boomers are killing healthcare and the planet

    Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's
    239 replies 81,314 retweets 170,747 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    If you ask Austin's mayor to "Name something invented by a woman!" he's gonna respond, sincerely.

    333 replies 16,565 retweets 29,925 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 31

    Hey Boston! We're hosting a WWDC viewing on Monday. Come join us for pizza and Apple product talk! RSVP:

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  10. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    If you're building with React Native or Electron or whatever, ignore the whining from the Apple developer community and make a great app.

    2 replies 5 retweets 28 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 30

    Join ATX and for the WWDC keynote and lunch:

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  12. Retweeted
    May 28

    Imagine being uncomfortable online with the nationality of the guy who won the Indy 500

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    4 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,118 replies 169,885 retweets 404,024 likes
  14. May 19

    Anyone have a suggestion for an iOS app to view/modify EXIF data?

    1 reply 3 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 14

    My son made this. It's hilarious.

    199 replies 22,156 retweets 54,436 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 8

    After 6 great years at thoughtbot, I'm looking for full-time Rails backend work at a product company. 👉 👈

    16 replies 24 retweets 35 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 3

    FENWAY IS CLOSING???

    The Red Sox are considering a possible lifetime ban for anyone caught making racist remarks at their ballpark.
    81 replies 6,434 retweets 19,232 likes
  18. May 3

    Just read this “The movies are a sequel” nonsense and hey, look at that, now I’m angrier.

    1 like
  19. May 3

    So irrationally angry about this Dark Tower trailer

    1 reply
  20. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2015

    Mechanic: you need a new carburetor Me: you can call it a buretor, I know lots about cars, I'm like you

    11 replies 1,524 retweets 3,825 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    😙👌

    Daily cold-pressed juice we can make at home? Yes, please:
    5 replies 35 retweets 206 likes

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