I identify as a 23,000 year old Neanderthal, and I'm still awaiting reparations for the genocide of my species and about 100 years in back social security payments... with interest...
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Show me your papers.
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I was going to go with space alien. Glad someone did lol
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Error rate of 1/1024 is actually a certainty of 99.90234375%
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...extra-terrestrials do not have rights within the US. Did your parents come here legally? Or were you a border-baby, like Kent?
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