HEY, PRICKS - FORM A QUEUE TO GET YOUR FACES PISSED ON AND YOUR ARSES KICKED INTO THE FUCKING SEA.
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Highlighting people and things that need to get in the fucking sea.
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THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING. IN THE FUCKING SEA WITH YOU, SHITHOUSE.
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HURL THIS FUCKERY IN THE FUCKING SEA AND WASH AWAY THE SMELL OF STALE PISS.
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GET IN THE FUCKING SEA YOU DOZY PRICK BEFORE YOU DIE OF INTERNAL BLEEDING.
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WOULD RATHER WATCH PRINCE GET DUG UP, REANIMATED AND SEE HIM FUCK THESE CLOWNS TO DEATH VIA THEIR EYE SOCKETS. SEA.
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ANYONE FANCY A PINT OF OLD MAN ARSE CHEESE FROM 1974? GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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YOU GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, YOU OILY, DEAD-EYED PENSION-ROBBING FUCKER.
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THE ‘ENDLESS MARCH OF THE AVO’ NEEDS TO BE REROUTED TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE NEAREST CLIFF AND INTO THE FUCKING SEA.
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‘GOT THE RIGHT TIME, MATE?’
‘IT’S NOW’
‘DON’T FUCK ABOUT’
‘NO SERIOUSLY - LOOK’
‘GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, YOU PRICK’
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PUT ALL OF LEEDS RIGHT IN THE FUCKING SEA JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
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WOULD RATHER GET SLAPPED IN THE MOUTH BY A BURNING BAG OF DOG SHIT. GET THIS CULINARY ATROCITY IN THE FUCKING SEA
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PASSING THEM OFF AS ‘FANCY DRESS’ WHEN THEY’RE ACTUALLY ‘TROUSERS FOR WANKERS’ CAN GET RIGHT IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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THESE BUBBLE-BRAINED SHITHOUSES NEED DRAGGING TO A CLIFF BY THEIR SCARVES AND HURLED INTO THE FUCKING SEA
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YOU’LL STRUGGLE TO PIERCE ANY EARS WHEN YOU’RE THAT FAR UP YOUR OWN FUCKING ARSE, PAL. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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THERE'S A TENNER WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING SEA, YOU FREELOADING MOTHERFUCKERS
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BECAUSE THE TRADE UNION MOVEMENT WAS ALL ABOUT ACTING LIKE KIDS & GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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SORRY KIDS, NO PLAYGROUND ON SATURDAY - ADULT BABIES ARE WANKING ABOUT IN IT INSTEAD OF BEING IN THE FUCKING SEA
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THEY’RE ALL IN THE FUCKING SEA, MATE. FUCKING ALL OF THEM. GET IN AND HAVE A LOOK.
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NEXT TIME YOU’RE DOWN THE DOCKS, CHUCK YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING SEA, EH?
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YOUR CAT DOES NOT WANT THIS. IT WANTS TO SEE YOU FLAIL IN THE FUCKING SEA BECAUSE OF THIS.
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YOU WOEFUL FUCKERS NEED TO SPEND A WEEKEND FLAILING IN THE DEPTHS OF THE FUCKING SEA INSTEAD.
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IT’S ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A 1P BOX ON DEAL OR FUCKING NO DEAL, YOU BEARDED CLOWN. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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WOULD YOU EAT A TRIFLE WITH CRISPS IN IT? WOULD YOU COOK A HOT DOG IN MILK? SHOULD YOU GET IN THE FUCKING SEA?
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GET IN THE FUCKING SEA AND DRINK AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN STOMACH, YOU INFANTILISED FUCKHEADS
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POOR KID. COUNTING THE DAYS UNTIL SHE’S OLD ENOUGH TO CHANGE HER NAME. HER PARENTS NEED CHUCKING IN THE FUCKING SEA
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GET IN THE FUCKING SEA, YOUNG. YOU'LL PASS YOUR MISSING PALS, HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME WITHOUT YOU, YOU AWFUL CUNT.
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MAKERS AND DRINKERS OF COLD FUCKING TEA SHOULD BE FIRED OUT OF A CANNON INTO THE COLD FUCKING SEA.
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TRENDSETTERS IN THE WORLDS OF TEETHING AND NAPPY RASH. THE AUTHOR OF THIS DRIVEL BELONGS IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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GET OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT, STARVING AFRICAN BABIES - YOUR SUFFERING IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS SEA-BOUND FUCKER.
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THE FUCKING SEA IS NOT SUITABLE FOR YOU. YOU BELONG IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY.
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GET THE FUCK IN THE FUCKING SEA WHERE THE WATER REALLY DOES TASTE OF SOMETHING - MAINLY SALT AND FUCKING FISH SHIT
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A 90-MINUTE WALK, YES? YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD ANY OTHER WAY. GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.
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THE CATS DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING WEDDING. THEY WANT YOU TO DIE SO THEY CAN FEAST ON YOUR EYES. SEA.
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BEEP BEEP! HERE COMES THE CUNT BUS! A DIRECT SERVICE HEADED STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING SEA.
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NO, IT HASN’T. IT STILL HASN’T HIT PEAK SHITHOUSE EITHER BUT IT’S FUCKING WELL GETTING THERE. SEA.
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