Geoffrey

@geoffrey

Harnessing the enormous power of Twitter to pass a few minutes. Recently at Tesco Petrol Station.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. velj 2016.
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    After talks falter, to be decided by Rock Paper Scissors.

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    2. velj

    Police: “Sorry guys. You need to close. We need to evacuate - there’s been a terror incident just down the street.” Cafe staff: “Just give us half an hour because people have to eat.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  3. 1. velj

    Pinch, punch...

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    The NSF's Inouye Solar Telescope provides unprecedented close-ups of the sun’s surface, but ultimately it will measure the sun’s corona – no total solar eclipse required. 😎 More:

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  5. 25. sij

    The less successful sequel to White House Down

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    2. sij
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  7. 14. sij

    “I’ve been cooking with ghee recently, which is a type of butter” “Clarified?” “Well, it goes through a process where it has its milk solids removed, making it clear”

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    10. sij

    Starbucks staff: Name? Me: It’s Huw Starbucks: Sue? Me: No, Huw Starbucks: Who? Me: Huw Starbucks: Is that H-U-G-H? Me: No it’s H-U-W Starbucks: Is that Chinese? Me: Call me Ed.

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    9. sij

    I’m just going for a shower, but remind me to tell you what happened in the Co-op today. You WILL NOT believe it.

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  10. 10. sij

    Looking at the sky until you realise it’s cloudy

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  11. 5. sij

    Aliens exist and they are living among us, says first British astronaut into space

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  12. 3. sij
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  13. 1. sij
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  14. 1. sij

    Pinch, punch...

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  15. 1. sij

    Happy New Year! Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!

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    Hi sorry to be this person but when you refer to a decade by only the last two numbers, the apostrophe functions as a replacement for the first two, like in any contraction—it's not possessive. Eg: The '60s. NOT the 60's. It's about to be the '20s, NOT the 20's.

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    28. pro 2019.

    The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.

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  18. 28. pro 2019.

    Much as I’d like to do , I’m not sure I could eat only Greggs vegan sausage rolls for a whole month

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  19. 27. pro 2019.

    New Zealand electrician paid £12,000 compensation after being fired for refusing to submit to face scan

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  20. 26. pro 2019.
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  21. 21. pro 2019.

    It's the shortest day of they year. Days getting longer from now on.

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