Geoff Belknap

@geoffbelknap

Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) | NatSec, Cyber and InfoSec Tweets | “Slow, awkward, but authentic.” | Native Buffalonian | He / Him

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. kol 2018.

    Thanks for stopping by. Please, check out my sound cloud:

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  2. prije 4 sata

    I just... I can’t... <taps out>

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  3. 4. velj

    If there’s one security tip every CISO offers, it is: Never tell anyone the name of your app. Right?

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  4. 4. velj

    New York’s hottest new club is: cyber grid.

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  5. 3. velj

    Mad respect to marketing people responsible for enterprise software ads that absolutely explain nothing about the software. Some people just want to watch the budget burn.

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  6. 2. velj

    To all those about to undertake the impossible (streaming the largest sports event in the US, live to internet, for 100MM people):

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  7. 31. sij

    I think it’s because slackbot knows we’ll both be dead by then, and slackbot’s latent nihilism is leaking out. He thinks it might be a date formatting issue. Who’s right?

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  8. 31. sij

    Hey I’m having difficulty reminding to Party like it’s 1999 on 12/31/2099

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  9. 31. sij

    OH: “I have completed my one month trial of 2020 and I would like to cancel my subscription.”

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  10. 30. sij

    You: Geoff, do you need reading glasses? Me: No. Why?

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  11. 30. sij

    We the People ... do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, unless anything in here might drag on for a while, then just ditch it.

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  12. 29. sij

    So, , we gonna talk about the 5min long continuous train horn wake up call y’all delivered at 0200 in Mountain View? Or nah?

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  13. 26. sij

    My experience: 1/ Install Game 2/ Spawn, naked, on a beach 3/ Spend 15s trying to understand UI 4/ Nice man shows up and mortally wounds me with a cross bow 5/ Uninstall game

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  14. 24. sij

    The new space command is gonna be lit.

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    22. sij

    Last night at someone asked me to Swear Trek their Picard statue

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  16. 21. sij

    Discovered a new cabling standard today: 568wtf This where you flip the green and brown pairs but also just entirely not connect the brown on one end. This tweet brought to you by whatever person wired my home.

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  17. 19. sij

    This tweet sponsored by me finding some extra dip mix In the back of the cabinet and screaming for joy like a 9yo that just found a rare Pokémon.

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  18. 19. sij

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but Mooskoka Dips () is good and y’all should buy some. Firecracker is the best IMHO.

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  19. 19. sij

    Child01: Dad, Minecraft isn’t working. Me: Sorry bud. Child01: Dad, you work at Microsoft right? Me: Yeah. Kind of. Why? Child01: Can you ask them to fix it? Me:

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    18. sij

    Someone at has gone and made a bit of code I wrote many years ago much better, even after I *explicitly stated* in the README that there would be no changes, ever! Check out the improved `go-flashpaper` here:

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    17. sij

    "Now, however, conversations around security have shifted dramatically. Security has become more integrated into all aspects of business decision making, rather than existing in an IT silo." reflects on the evolution of security.

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