Ah so everyone seems to be angry about Jordan Peterson arguing that lobsters do a thing so it’s definitely a natural and inescapable part of human behaviour. This is obviously perfect logic and I’d like to extend it a bit…
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For too long we have concerned ourselves with the complexities of romantic relationships. Female anglerfish simply absorb tiny males and go about their business. Let’s take our cue from them and get on board with parasitic mate absorbtion!
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Since we share a common ancestor with the nursery spider Pisaura mirabilis, it’s obviously only reasonable to expect a “nuptial gift” of food, and ladies, if your lover doesn’t bring a snack, eat your lover instead!
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Or perhaps we should look to antechinus for cues about our true nature? Maybe we should make like a marsupial mouse and let the men shag themselves to death, leaving only the females alive?
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Might make life a little complicated to have 23,000 sexes like Schizophyllum commune but hey, we’re all related so it must be relevant to us, yeah?
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TIL about the Schizophyllum commune!
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