That would be legitimately less embarrassing.
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Probably. Although, I ingest as little as possible. My computer does most of the scanning. To paraphrase Dijkstra, "Fox Considered Harmful."
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"Those Playboys? I only bought them for the articles. Seriously."
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When I eventually die, even suddenly, I want my family to know that I masturbated. Because, you know, it is only upon death that we find these things out.
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Hahaha. This is even better because the FoxNews mention is still in it!
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