Walking for coffee a dude accelerated as I crossed the pedestrian intersection so he wouldn't have to stop so I walked faster to intercept him because I wasn't going to be bested by a Ford F150 which is really dumb because I most certainly would have been...
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Replying to @generativist
I'm not religious, but I've found thinking "Go with god" very loudly to help me from this sort of stuff. This is mostly b/c the ppl I know who use it the most are actually thinking "Get hit by a truck. Like I care."
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Replying to @kcunning
I think my exact stream of consciousness was "must. get. sweet. brown. berry. juice!"
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