How to make coffee: 1. Brew coffee to your preferences 2. Add cream/sugar (optional) 3. Wait for it to cool down 4. Forget you made coffee
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Replying to @kvlly
1 → 3 → 4 is my daily sequence, too!
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Replying to @generativist
Same. Every single day. Sometimes there's a "5. Drink cold coffee in shame"
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Replying to @kvlly
Hah. For when you try to teach yourself a lesson (that won't stick)! Still, better than early twenties me. I had trouble waking up for work, so: 1) Brew a triple espresso the night before; 2) Leave it next to my bed; 3) Cold swallow it at the first snooze; 4) Hope for the best.
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Replying to @generativist
Oh wow. Nothing to wake you up faster than shooting some cold espresso. Poor early 20s you.
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Replying to @kvlly
I wish. It rarely worked! But, alas, it was my own fault for staying up late coding "side" projects ;)
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