Every time some teenager politely calls me ‘sir’, I hate entropy and silently scream for the heat death of the universe. Happy Valentine’s day.
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At my ripe old age of 38, I realized I was twice as old as the average freshman

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Oh yea. I avoid that calculus now.
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