In the event that you are woken up by an #earthquake, don't yell "UNLEASH THE KRAKEN." Your partner won't find it as funny as you do.
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Replying to @Mel_Barnard1
Yes, thanks :). Locals say it was small, which makes me not trust them so much.
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Replying to @generativist
Second laugh of the day at your new trust issues

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