20s: IT'S HAPPY HOUR SOMEWHERE! 30s: it's bedtime.
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New Year’s Eve is statistically insignificant!pic.twitter.com/NzFBSbvzkX
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I've had fun catching Murphy's Law but my god I don't feel like schlepping to Brooklyn. I think there's a 99% chance I'm spending NYE having leftover pizza and catching up on 90s DOS games. That sounds better and better as I type it out...
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