Wish that happened to me! 
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Yep. I'm trying to convince my fiancé that this is the Universe's way of telling me to learn the keyboard. She's explained that I am wrong.
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Aren't those (non-flushable) kitchen roll, rather than toilet paper?
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Sh*t on it and return it
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