The fire alarm in my building goes off near daily. The true positive rate is 0. So, everyone ignores it. The fire alarm makes us less safe.
@carlatheviking
1) 3am (drunk) microwaved aluminum foil. Threw flaming sandwich out window with bare hands. Sink was next to microwave.
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@carlatheviking 3) Egg incident, redux. I realized after I smelled smoke. Alarm never went off. Small persisted for weeks... -
@generativist maybe you should try a *raw* food diet! - 7 more replies
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@carlatheviking 2) Start boiling eggs. Go check computer. Fall asleep. Roommate intervened. Charcoal. Smell for weeks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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