Wife: “Do you really need 14lb of Parmesan cheese?” Me: “The romans conquered the world thanks to those wheels. It was their true engine and it’s good enough for me.” Wife: “Wait is that true?” Me: “Idk. Maybe? Who cares, this is twitter.” Wife: “It’s not though.”
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