Accidentally dried my last pair of non-(unintentionally)-ripped jeans on high heat. I can’t get them past mid-thigh now, and my wife is giving me lessons about how girls squat-expand theirs. Life is a grand adventure.
Replying to @rejectionking
Mac & cheese isn’t helping either
8:45 AM - 5 May 2020
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