Okay real talk: If I went out and told my wife, "I'm just going on a drive," then came back with two to four Corgis, she is legally bound to let me keep the pack and cherish them forever, right? I think that's how it works.pic.twitter.com/OcNj7Ik7I4
[scenes from the future] "Jeff said it was okay, too."
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"he also called me a stork"
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i don't think that part helps my case so I'll selectively edit
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