Wife: "You were up really late last night. And you even locked the keys in the garage. Do you think you need that Bawls?" Me: "I mean, I assume my body is just acclimating right now. Once the Bawls burns away all the gunk, I'll be a lean and mean key-smashing machine."
9:28 AM - 23 Apr 2020
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