100% chance I severely hurt myself trying to fix this with a screwdriver because I don’t want to call the landlord, mostly for covid reasons but also because I am a millennial
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Landlord: What happened?! Me: Things got out of hand. Fireman: Did you not have an extinguisher? Me: The cabinets have childproof locks which often prove intractable. Landlord: Why didn’t you call me first? Me: “Lol. Mistakes were made but lets try to keep it in perspective.
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I just wanted to say that I always enjoyed your content, and I will miss it
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Have a couple Bawls first.
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You get me, Matt.
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im starting to see what luddites were onabout tho
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For takeout, I hope.
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