Just showed this to my wife. She was...I guess one word would be ‘unimpressed’
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I would never have guessed that you weren't sober.
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Hah. What’s worse is I used to go around saying “I’m sober as a bird” quite often, usually before taking five minute quick naps on the nearest floor.

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This is basically how I picture you now.
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I wish! Follicular density has gone through some changes.
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"What's up bruh?" "Not much, bruh!" *nodding* "Bruh".
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Yea it fits. I met
@trinertech freshman year. My roommate introduced him and I responded, literally, by saying “look at my coffee,” which was 24oz foam cup that I “discovered” you could fill for no extra cost in the dinning hall. I’ve really always been the same. - 4 more replies
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I love this pic so much omfg
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tysm :) :) :)
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you exude powerful Energy and im stanning
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yessssssssss
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