“Johnny maybe it’s the phone still in your hands?” Maybe it’s your face.
-
-
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Also stupendous is the ability to saw logs within minutes of a raging argument, while you're still trying to put out the flames. Absolutely in awe.
-
"Saw logs" still gets me every time — such a good pharse
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
I blame military service for my ability to sleep almost at will in any time and place. On vehicles, uncomfortable places or wherever.
-
Yeah, get it when you can. I used to be able to flip off like a switch. Not so much anymore.
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
I can do this most nights and
@jamonkey thinks it’s crazy. Sometimes I’m snoring mere seconds after the last time I said something to her.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
My dad can do this. He says the trick is just following the exact same routine every night for decades.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
My spouse can be asleep in two minutes. It's so annoying to me who takes an hour sometimes.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.