Wife: "Wait was the door not locked last night?" Me: "No it just was unlocked because I went to the garage for a bit at 3am." Wife: "Oh okay wait what?"
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Periodic reminder: it's a well-studied phenomenon that if you attach a "because" to something — even if it's nonsensical — brains hear the syntactic structure and assume sensible in proportion to the degree that their general trust in you before or in place of processing.
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Parents kinda use this in the gangster way though. "But mom why—" "Because. Now shut the fuck up."
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