Wife, waking up: "How did you—"
Me: "So the thing about squid, right, is that they have chromatophores, which in a way is like having an LCD TV screen on your skin. Can you imagine? Now way they're real. Here let me show you some videos from @SarahMackAttack."
Wife: "—sleep?"
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It def can be, some mornings, lol cc:
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Solid state ftw I have no idea what this is supposed to be a metaphor for
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No offense, but yeah people who wake up instantly are the absolute worst
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Worse than that — my instant time is usually 5am
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