Doctor: Well, the results of your connectome scan are back. It’s not good news. Me: What is it? Doctor: See this rather thick bundle of connections? Me: Yes? Doctor: That’s twitter. It’s, uh, not supposed to be there.
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Fucked up thing is I had this conversation for real, about a literal tumor in my head a long time ago. But hey, dark is useful contrast sometimes, I guess.
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I´m really sorry to listen about this. And I assume the conversation continued with more hopeful moments, no?
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That particular one ended with surgery about three months later that, remarkably, places me in one of the best outcomes I've ever heard of. 16 years later, never even had a recurrence 
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