[at the pearly gates] “As is true of everyone who came before you, you lived in times that tested the Immortal Soul, partitioning Good from Evil as Light from Dark. What did you do with your gifted time?” Me: *hands St Peter my iPhone* “Oh, damn, that’s a good tweet.”
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Replying to @generativist
They say you need a good:bad tweet ratio of at least 4:1 to get in. Some of us are barely making it
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Replying to @generativist
Damn I really do gotta get more reps in (Also, looks like about 100 tweets from now is gonna be a special moment for you!)pic.twitter.com/waTf7QOGPr
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Replying to @generativist @EvanSandhoefner
Also jfc
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