[at the pearly gates] “As is true of everyone who came before you, you lived in times that tested the Immortal Soul, partitioning Good from Evil as Light from Dark. What did you do with your gifted time?” Me: *hands St Peter my iPhone* “Oh, damn, that’s a good tweet.”
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