I hope 2020 isn't the year America wins the Darwin Award.
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This one goes out to my coworker's 80-something Silent Generation mother, who yesterday managed to simultaneously play multiple slot machines, smoke a cigarette, drink a Bloody Mary, and call her daughter to bother her at work.
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