Hometown friend: "Wait, you have 17,000 followers? How?!" Me: "Know how I often get really excited about things and talk about them for several minutes before someone says, 'okay, I get it,' to politely ask that I stop?" Friend: "Yea?" Me: "On twitter, no one asks me to stop."
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On Twitter, I fight my battles of wits unarmed! Wait, what?
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