Hi! I knew you would read this in the future! Daddy is so smart! Don’t forget to clean your room tomorrow. Now go to bed.
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When I found out the Library of Congress was no longer storing all tweets for posterity, I decided against deleting my old stuff. Let it be cringeworthy for many generations.
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I look forward to multiple children degrading your shitposting
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It’s gonna be brutal.
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If I have a kid they’ll see my Twitterpic.twitter.com/ChVDZsisuu
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My kid follows my Twitter. Or she did until she muted me because I'm too active.
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this is 100% why I have put every thought of mine into the digital record since 2008
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not unrelated : one of my all time fave Penny Arcade comicspic.twitter.com/tyZq69U4zP
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