Did you just wake up and tweet this first thing in the morning?
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Not *immediately*
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It’s an aubergine, Johnny
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Apparently there is now a vagina emoji disguised as an oyster
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Plausible deniability
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One of the tough things about being gen X is knowing what a _lot_ of things mean but having absolutely no clue that other things meant anything.
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