[emerges from woods and visits nyt] “Oh ffs we invaded Greenland and there are also flying monkeys now?!”
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At this point with the post the other day about having friend neighbors. Is all of shitposting scicomm twitter just gonna purchase some land and start a commune? Cause I’d be down.
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That’s literally my sabbatical plan but ocean instead of woods



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The beach is where happy vitamins come from!
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I've considered putting the fact I read Gravity's Rainbow and sorta understood it on my resume as a way to signal to employers that I can cognitively handle the new permaweird
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Just googled it. Hrm...
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Just not in the middle of winter.
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when the Navy boys come back from a deployment on a ship they’re always stunned at how much happened while they were gone
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