In all seriousness, I just made an appointment to get one because recent world events made me remember how miraculous they are
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Unrelated, I told my wife I wasn’t going to answer my phone, let it go to VM, and she quickly quipped, “you miss 100% of the calls you don’t take”
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That's the perfect amount!
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