Wife: "How was last night?" Me: "THERE. WAS. A. FIRE. FIGHT!" Wife: "Wait, what?!" Me: "You know, like that guy in that movie?" Wife: Me: "The one from college." Wife: Me: "In retrospect it wasn't a good movie." Wife: Me: "Last night was fine. We had cigars."
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Replying to @generativist
I absolutely read it in a Dafoe voice in my head.
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Replying to @Benjaming_G
That scene is a shared reference point for so many people who used to imagine themselves heres and who used to — and hopefully still do — enjoy hot pockets.
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Replying to @generativist
I've still never gotten over rewatching it a while back and noticing Dafoe orders a latte with a twist of lemon. Wtf? Ha.
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