Wife: "How was last night?" Me: "THERE. WAS. A. FIRE. FIGHT!" Wife: "Wait, what?!" Me: "You know, like that guy in that movie?" Wife: Me: "The one from college." Wife: Me: "In retrospect it wasn't a good movie." Wife: Me: "Last night was fine. We had cigars."
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Replying to @generativist
huh, didn't know groundhogs day was opposites day maybe it's just opposites day for offhand movie reviews
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Replying to @averykimball
Don't get me wrong, I would not advise not watching it.
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