My favorite is still: When birds stand on powerlines & don’t get hurt, it’s likely because of "good timing, they only land between calls","body materials that are insulated from current","not touching anything else at the same time","they do get hurt they just express it poorly"
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man everyone marked my answer on that one wrong
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My answer was, "Yeah, it'd be exciting...the same way it's exciting to be chased though the woods by an axe murderer." I stand by that statement.
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Yeah... the kind of light that cauterizes your retinas
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The light of the neutron bomb? They prolly be dead.
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