dentist told me to quit soda water, a devastating blow 
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I may or may not have unironically math-ed out Soda Stream vs. Prime Pantry/Now delivery of fizzy-liquid-things. My threat model involves the comfort of knowledge that modern dentistry has progressed to the point of a person being able to have teeth despite losing all teeth.
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