Me: "Jesus, my memory is shot."
: "Nah. We threw out that component as inessential sometime shortly after QBasic."
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Replying to @generativist
I thought you were going to launch into a dialogue between you and jesus. disappointed tbh.
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Replying to @economeager @generativist
this is one of my fave jokes like this: me: but jesus, I noticed three sets of footprints in the sand! jesus, loading a shotgun: i guess that sonovabitch found us
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Replying to @economeager @generativist
When your money gets stuck in the vending machine, that’s just you buying Jesus a Snickers!
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