There hasn't been a silverfish in my slippers since months ago when there was a silverfish in my slippers but every single morning since I've "emptied" my slippers to ensure there are no silverfish in my slippers because I'll be damned if I ever experience that again.
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"But Johnny they can't hurt you." Right. Few bugs can. And, given all the evidence I've accumulated up until this point, I have no basis to reject the hypothesis that I am, in fact, immortal. But they still wriggle when cut in two, and that inflicts a different kind of damage.
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Replying to @generativist
I'm just stuck on the fact that you wear slippers! It's quaintly geriatric. But yes, silverfish are way creepy.
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Karen not only do I wear slippers but 99% of the time I’m sporting a hooded robe, too. It’s the wave of the future
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Is the robe velvet? With a tie at the waist? Is there a pipe involved? I'm eagerly constructing a visual.
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Tie at the waste. No pipe. Very plush. Down almost to ankles. When I acquire several corgis I plan on taking a family photo laying on the grass in a robe with them, don't worry.
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