There hasn't been a silverfish in my slippers since months ago when there was a silverfish in my slippers but every single morning since I've "emptied" my slippers to ensure there are no silverfish in my slippers because I'll be damned if I ever experience that again.
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You are now adequately prepared for a trip to Australia. (Funnelwebs love shoes.)https://images.app.goo.gl/QH7Kd1sdJHPre5nB9 …
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Is anyone really ever prepared for a trip to Australia?
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In retrospect pretty amazing I returned from a semester abroad in Perth alive although the antiseptic qualities of alcohol surely helped
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