(In my defense I’d be less like this if I had a source of joy, love, and companionship as dense as a corgi)
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at this point, I think we, your followers, have a moral duty to step up and buy your wife a spray bottlepic.twitter.com/Gw4zhsgLsn
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I suspect my wife will like you, Kareem
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I think your wife's chagrin is valid.
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I mean,,, I’ll febreze it
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This is going to end up being your "how I got bedbugs" story.
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It *would* except I've spent summers in Belmar, NJ.
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Looks like a great squirrel nest. Are you donating it?
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