Me, returning to store after spending $8 on a smoothie: “Any way I could pay extra for a functional straw instead of this paper one that tastes like wood and already split in two?”
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Replying to @jeffbigham
Jeff I expect them to leave the planet any day now
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Replying to @generativist @jeffbigham
They already left, every dolphin is a cleverly arranged stack of pillows covered in bedsheets
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Replying to @EveForster @jeffbigham
This checks out
9:37 AM - 19 Jan 2020
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