Wife: Shoot. I have to update my voter registration. When are the primaries again? Me: Oh don’t worry we’ll never arrive there in space-time. This is just going to be how life is now, each day getting heavier until it weighs more than we can comprehend and the universe halts.
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Sir, you seem to think being forced to live through the petty drama of others for eternity would be Hell for me. This is not the case, this is Eternal Reward.https://twitter.com/generativist/status/1218696707124260865 …
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Although, reasonable to believe we have already reached this point and this point is ... Twitter. Oh. Oh no.
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