Me, returning to store after spending $8 on a smoothie: “Any way I could pay extra for a functional straw instead of this paper one that tastes like wood and already split in two?”
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They already left, every dolphin is a cleverly arranged stack of pillows covered in bedsheets
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This checks out
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that's the thing. the dolphins have a chance. don't kill them with your plastic straws before they have a chance to leave this shithole planet humans made. meanwhile, humanity is fucked, what's the small bit of pleasure plastic straws bring matter in the grand scheme?
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