Me, on couch: *cuddling* Wife: *walks in* Me, getting up: “I can explain!” Wife: “Who is this?” Me: “This is Venessa.” Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Venessa: *is a corgi puppy*
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(I learned that celeb fact because of post joke corgi google-ing. I am become extra.)
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