“Queen Elizabeth gave her to me. I had no choice!”
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(I learned that celeb fact because of post joke corgi google-ing. I am become extra.)
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Wait. Does this mean you got one?!
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Not yet — spending an inordinate time fantasizing about it though. Gotta dream big, Ashley
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Your mistake was getting up from cuddling.
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Never act guilty in the presence of your wife. That was your first mistake.
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