Wife, being romantic: "Together we'll go supernova!" Me: "I mean, the part where we forge iron is pretty cool. Alchemy, basically. But to do that we have to release a stupendous amount of energy before completely annihilating ourselves. Not great." Wife: *closes door*
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(P.S. This did not happen and I am not that bad.)
11:00 AM - 6 Jan 2020
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